I would marry Tina Fey, no questions asked.
I really wish I could sail, and had a sailboat. (I’m whiter than I thought)
If a Seminole Indian made an extremely popular and influential performance art piece that involved his own ejaculate, it could be called the Seminal Seminal Seminole work.
There’s a video on the internet of a guy using a fish, an actual fish, as a masturbatory device. Here below are a list of titles I’ve composed for the otherwise unnamed video:
To His Koi Mistress
Blowfish
There Are Other Fish in the Sea
Impaled on a Pike
Cod, sans Codpiece
A Herr-owing Experience
Stick it Up My Bass
Slowly Going Garibaldi
Rape [...]
“And down there in the dark I can see the real truth about me.
as clear as day, lord if I make it through tonight”
-John Darnielle
In the first section of Sherwood Anderson’s Winesburg, Ohio, he gives us the stand-alone short story The Book of the Grotesque. Only seven or so pages long, The Book of the [...]
Rebecca:
Me: i know it’s supposed to be tongue out, but it still reminds me of blood
Rebecca: lol
Me: like that’s the emoticon for a battered wife
Rebecca: :-!
Marie: i knew a kid that played halo for about 18 hours straight right after it came out
he shit himself
and sat in it for about 10 minutes before he did anything about it
Me: oh god
the great part about it is this:
it’s a “noob” game, if i must use the gamer argot
it’s the da vinci code [...]
