Entries from March 2008

Friday, March 28th, 2008

I Don’t Think You Understand the Physics of Sound

Looking at this poster for the X-Files II, I wonder where the light sources are. It’s impossible for these shadows to be cast with the light coming from the angle it is, and for there not to be shadows going the direction they should be going in.
That being said, I’m very excited for the return [...]

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

An Elephant that Never Forgets…To Kill!

Me: Sorry, wireless is on the fritz
Dan:  i like “on the fritz”
I say it
it’s like a wily german came in and fucked with your stuff
“what the… man, fritz got my iPod”
Me: CITIZEN FRITZ…*shakes fist

Monday, March 17th, 2008

I Ruin Jokes

(Conversation with my roommate about a girl we know who he claims has “tentacles” in or around her vagina)
Roommate: Yeah man, I mean I turned my back for one second, and the entire piece of pizza was gone. I’m convinced that she’s got tentacles coming out of her vagina, and that’s how she eats. [...]

Saturday, March 15th, 2008

It’s Against the Law to be Vaguely Gay?

An excerpt on Jerry Falwell taken from A.J. Jacobs’s The Year of Living Biblically:
Falwell—who died several months after my visit—embodied a certain ultraliteral brand of Christianity. For decades he was the go-to guy when the mainstream media wanted a quote from the Chritian right about homosexuality or abortion. He was the liberal’s nightmare, the man [...]

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

The Sprout and the Bean

I watch most ever movie trailer that comes out. There are some that I don’t hear about, but I go to Apple.com/trailers nearly every day. Here is the trailer for the Strangers, a horror flick starring Arwen and Casey Affleck’s brother. No, not Ben Affleck (see: Jersey girl). I’m talking Ocean’s. But anyway, I was [...]

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Overheard from Behind a Register

A woman, near 38, walks up to my register.
“I’m looking for a special kind of dictionary for my son” she says. “I need a dictionary where you can look up one word, and it shows you words that mean the same thing.”
“You mean….a thesaurus?” I say.
“Yes, one of those, where are they?”

Thursday, March 6th, 2008

A Bit of Barzun: No More of That, I Pray You, In Your Letters

As late as my senior year in high school, I used to think of writing as something anyone could do, if only they gave it enough effort. Peer-editing piles of essays, I would ask myself why it was that people couldn’t see how poor they were at putting pen to paper and coherently transmitting something, [...]

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Make Art, Make Art.

In his NY Times article In Oscars, No Country for Hit Films, David Carr makes a mostly convincing argument about the low ratings for the Oscars, attributing them to the Academy’s move toward art films instead of blockbusters (he cites the 55 million that tuned in to watch the Oscars that Titanic swept). While I [...]

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Passionate Conversations About Books

Check out titlepage.tv
It is, as the mission statement describes, passionate conversations about books. It just debuted today and will be airing new episodes each week, I believe. I’ll surely be tuning in.
Friend of the site, John Williams, is the Online Editor for the Titlepage.tv, and can be found also at his blog, A Special Way [...]