Night Windows

I was rick rolled yesterday.
By Albertsons.

An abridged list of ways people get here, keywords. Inspired by ASWOBA and SGB.  Presented below as is.
hortense bauby
theophile bauby
geroge cloony
98. you re the one i want to grow old with
des poèms
heath ledger
graphic designer apollonian dionysian
why does it get so cold in alaska
kara trace will lead the human race
how to start telephone conversation
awkward phone conversation
impregnate [...]

Virginia Tech : Illinois :: Heath Ledger : Brad Renfro
In case you haven’t heard. As a disclaimer, I’d like to add this analogy is supposed to address media and public attention, and my heart goes out to the friends and families of those affected in Illinois.

Mike: hey funny story
my dad works with some really stupid fucking people
conservatives
Me: yes
it happens
Mike: his boss sent a mass email to all of his company
it was a forwarded message based on miscellaneous “news” articles that suggested that Obama was a sleeper cell for al quaeda
and thats why he’s running for president
no joke
Me: oh god
Mike: much [...]

Towards the end of Part I of Saul and Patsy, Delia explains to her eponymous daughter-in-law that she’s taken a lover. Jimmy, Delia’s seventeen year old yard boy, is a secret only a few know about. Patsy asks her whether it’s an “American novel or a French novel.” When asked about the difference, she [...]

This AP article ran yesterday, detailing how Kim Sjostrom, a thirty-six year old elementary school teacher, died in her husband’s arms during their first dance as a couple. Less than an hour after they were married, as they danced, she “complained of being lightheaded,” only to moments later collapse, never to be revived. Regarding [...]

Text reads: Just the thought of being with you tomorrow is enough to get me through today! 
“Enough to get me through today?” Here’s a card, honey. Just a little e-minder that you’re all I live for. If you leave me, I’ll kill myself. Between downing a fistful of meds and imagining shooting up my office [...]

It’s been over a decade, and apparently Randall Munroe forgot that velociraptors learned how to open doors.